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BEN FRANKLIN
US HISTORY 101


DANE COOK
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JOHN STEWART
CNN'S SITUATION ROOM


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HUCKABEE AD CAMPAIGN



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Chuck Norris could be the next vice President!

Now we all love Chuck as much as the next guy but this ad campaign seems to go a bit too far. Is it safe to assume that there is zero tolerance when it comes to arab restaurants?
I really enjoyed watching Huckabee hunt with his staff the other day on CNN. His relationship with Chuck is very tight and I think Chuck would make a great Vice President. I have seen his Total Gym on television and I know it works. My friend Ren uses it occasionally and he is built like Hulk Hogan.

I think this ad may push the limits but I've got to admit that this presidential hopeful is hopeful.

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CLOVERFIELD?



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WATCH TO THE VERY END

Is it a movie or a presidential campaign ad?

"I was terrified when I saw the trailer and was worried about when this could happen to us? Then I thought we need a leader to protect us from whatever is throwing the Statue of Liberty's head around. I assume if Democrats win the White House our statue's heads will be thrown around a lot."

Tom McScared, 68
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GUITAR GODS | BEFORE GUITAR HERO WAS INVENTED



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STEPHEN HAWKINGS | UNIVERSE!



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GOOGLE EARTH, GOOGLE CITY MAP,
WHEN IS GOOGLE GOING TO HAVE GOOGLE MALL?


ELTON HUNG | ROCKET MAN



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 Elton Performs with a Sinus Infection or a Cover Up?
Elton John was nearly forced to cancel a concert in Dallas Texas due to a sinus infection. Because of the contractual obligations the management and performers had to come up with a show. With less than three hours remaining to showtime William Hung was flown in by private jet and a Hollywood makeup team worked for hours to make him into the 62 year old Elton John. What followed next was pure magic. The Texas audience gave five standing ovations. Even the attending newspaper critic never figured out that Elton wasn't Elton.

"It was a great show. Elton knows how to please his fans. He even did Ricky Martin's 'She Bangs'. A great night.
... I even got his autograph ".


Oscar McFidle
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Speculation continues as some believe he may have perfomed with an ear infection while heavily medicated. Either way his fans went wild and his publicist has received thousands of requests for a live album release of that night.

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Daily News Idado


CHUCK NORRIS | AMAZING



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Walker, Walker Texas, Walker Texas Ranger
Only Walker Texas Ranger has the ability to change the mind of immortals. He has walked the Earth for well over 3 thousand years fighting Texas criminals. He even kicked Bruce Lee's ass when he realized he wasn't from Texas.

Chuck was the reason that kid from Sixth Sense saw dead people.


FACTS:
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

 There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

 Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

 The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

 Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
 


ELTON HUNG | TUNA KING



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Can you feel they love tuna?
I know most animals love tuna. It is part of the circle of life.

How does Lion King relate to tuna?


CRIS ANGEL | ASS FREAK



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Removing sound from video is not a magic trick.
 This guy may be magic for getting a show on A&E but using a helicopter to claim he can levitate is expensive.

Levitation Explained:


CRIS-HOUDINI-BLAIN-COPPERFIELD | MAGIC OR MAGIC TRICK?



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 Where in the hell did Magic come from?
Magic these days appears to be on television a lot. In the past it usually appeared at parties where the invitations went public and everyone and their D&D friends showed up. Without the skills to drink beer and carry on a conversation you could always count on a card trick. If you were really unlucky you might sit through a 20 minute show involving a miniature wand and hamster.


MAN FLUTE



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ORAL FIXATION OF THE SHEMAN KIND

An oral fixation (also oral craving) is a fixation in the oral stage of development manifested by an obsession with stimulating the mouth (oral) first described by Sigmund Freud, who thought infants are naturally and adaptively in an oral stage, but if weaned too early or too late, may fail to resolve the conflicts of this stage and develop a maladaptive oral fixation. In later life, these people may constantly "hunger" for activities involving the mouth.

"This man-woman thing blows the metallic tube in an effort to gain something. I wonder if as a child he blew his mother's nipples off. This is very disturbing to me."

Sigmund Freud



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MOST DRAMATIC MOMENTS | EAT YOUR HEART OUT DE NIRO



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